"A good friend knows all your best stories. but a best friend lived them with you". - Anonymous
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" - Groucho Marx
"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body" - Jim Hayes
" Leave me the fuck alone, Nic, I want to stay in and do me crozzy" -DR, Knowsley
This is my good friend Jan the Nazi.
We love nothing more than to attend as many Reform rallies together as we can. Go Nige!
Jan is my go to buddy for a heavy drinking sesh. Here she is at the end of our most recent Prosecco marathon. Way to go sister - I'll be down there with you any second now babes.
A couple of interesting facts about Jan:
She's one of the UKs' top Tigger tribute acts
Oddly, she doesn't have a cold shower every day - c'mon Jan love, get with the program!
She LOVES a white ABBA dress
She's married to the most interesting man I've ever met
We met these guys while they were driving along on the hippy trail in the early 8os, in their beloved camper van, and we've been friends ever since.
We hit it off instantly, and I've often been asked how we can stay friends with people for so long.
Fortunately, in this case, the photographic evidence is clear for everyone to see, ladies.
From Andy's Flock of Seagulls fringe swoop and on trend beige grandad top, expertly and effortlessly contrasted with a sheer pair of lavender Daisy Dukes and low friction, ultra comfort boat shoes, to Dave's spectacular, limited edition striped lower portions activewear, accessorized with a carefully tucked in Ethel Austin polyester Tee, and vintage weatherbeaten trainers, and it's plain to see how these two free spirits became our lifelong friends.
And that's even before considering their impeccable taste in sports hold-alls. Unless I'm very much mistaken, that's an original 1982 Luis Vuitton vomit pattern scandal bag. Wouldn't surprise me one jot with these two uber fashionistas.
See what I mean ladies!? I think we all need to cool down for a moment. Now, where's that shower gone...?