Recreational Drugs

I LOVE a brownie, especially the spacecake variety!

N 'n' D are regulars in "The Dam". Our annual family hols with itchy Paul and hysterical Chez involve seeing the sights, sailing the canals, daily cold showers, visiting the local hospitals and getting chonged off our tits - just shut that door Doug and keep your filthy Dutsch handsh off my fucking handbag!

SEVEN!

N 'n' D love nothing more than cutting a rug in our ballroom dancing classes.

Great cardio, and we look fantastic too. Whats not to love!

We even take our own personal and portable emergency doctor with us, in case the excitement gets too much - thanks always to snake hips Tom! 

Mwah!

The entertainer in me

When I'm not singing Begin the Beguine with Jan the Nazi in our conversational Spanish evening classes, there's nothing I like more than a bit of  Am dram with the girls.

Here's us during rehearsals for the latest Scandi Noir detective drama starring our friend Julie. 

Based on the classic series "The Bridge", but based in Cheshire near where Ju lives, keep an eye out in local church halls for our upcoming production of Thelwall Viaduct.

I'm also very partial to a bit of Shakespeare - "Is this a Cosmo I see before me?" LOLZ.

 Fine Dining

As a way of relaxing after a hard day handing out tins of Aldi beans at the local food bank, there's nothing we like better than to spend inordinate amounts of cash on small plates of food in the company of family and friends.

Here's N 'n' D with our late middle age posse enjoying a night out in Aughton.  This was just before we all walked to the car together in a kind of tribute to the Thriller video.

Can't remember what we ate, but it was a reet good neet. Big up the Yorkshire massive!

I was out with the girls a few weeks ago at the lovely Art School, and just across from us was a table of wrinkly old dears, cackling to each other, and having a fine old time. 

"That'll be us in 10 years", I quipped. How we all laughed until we realised I was looking in the big giant mirror on the opposite wall of the restaurant.

And that's exactly why cold showers are so important, girls.

Congrats to our Chez on the very coquettish look she's managed to pull off. And to Jan the Nazi for pushing my actual family members out the way to get a good spec in the photo.

And its ALWAYS a good idea girls to have your glasses at the ready, on top of your head, in case light levels aren't what they should be in posh restaurants when the menus arrive.